A What are you doing?

你在干什么？

B Look at me. I look so old! I look as if I were thirty.

看看我，我看起來真老，好像已經30歲了。

A Come on! Stop being so vain. You look great! You are beautiful!

別那么愛虛榮。你起來很漂亮。

B Yes, I am, but I think it’s time for some plastic surgery I’m tired of these wrinkles and sagging skin. See?

我是漂亮，但我想是時候做下整形手術，我討厭這些皺紋和下垂的皮膚，看見了嗎？

A I don’t see any wrinkles or sagging skin! You are 25, stop being ridiculous. Besides, I think that people who get Botox, have facelifts, or tummy tucks look weird. It doesn’t look natural.

我沒看見皺紋和下垂的皮膚。你才25歲，別那么幼稚。而且我認為使用Botox，進行面部整容或是做緊腹手術的人看起來很奇怪?？雌饋聿蛔匀?。

B Whatever, I think I’m gonna get liposuction and a nose job and some breast implants as well.

無論如何，我想我會做下吸脂術，整下鼻子，做下隆胸手術。

A I think you need to get brain surgery. I honestly don’t think you need cosmetic surgery. You look amazing.

我覺得你應該給腦袋做下手術。說實話，我不認為你需要做整容手術，你看起來很迷人。

B I thought you were my friend and would support me on this! I just want to feel better about myself and feel more attractive.

我覺得你是我的朋友會支持我那么做。我只是想自我感覺好些，讓自己看起來更有魅力。

A You don’t need plastic surgery to do that. You are fine the way you are and you have guys drooling all over you! Plus, plastic surgery hurts!

但不必做整容手術。你有自己的魅力，男人都對你癡狂。而且，整容手術會有傷害。

B Really?

真的嗎？

A Yeah! When I got my nose job I was black and blue for a week!

是的，我做了整鼻手術，整整一周我都青一塊紫一塊的。